John Green happily self-describes as a capitalist, made a “”“”both sides of the debate”“”” video where he made much more enthusiastic arguments against raising the minimum wage than for it, and believes that privatized healthcare is a viable solution to the bloated mess that is US medical care
ahahahaha what a shitman
John Green is terrible
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
this is not ok
telling time just got 300% more confusing
aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish
Teacher: What’s the time?
Me: *Mental breakdown*
tfw no gf (good field) to sow your seeds upon
Best vine ever created ladies and gentleman
SHE’S BLESSING THE CHILDREN
Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie, looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.
The Scooby-Doo Ghoul School girls as 1960s monster dolls. This is the result of listening to all the 50s/60s novelty Halloween songs on the Pandora Halloween Party station and combining that with the popularity of monster dolls today.